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"I know Big Companies don't feel threatened, but one small one did."
This is ART (a recent find)
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The Big Companies want me, the smaller ones think I'm threatening towards them I guess. They
think I could get too powerful and that power could get into the wrong hands, according to one company that turned me down
for their affiliate program. Thanxz alot Duluth Trading, not even from Duluth! Or Minnesota or Arizona or Florida or
Georgia or wherever I saw the other ones. Oh, well, lets pull it together FOLKS! We're all RESPONSIBLE to each other in some
ways. We need to keep each other FREE! For one thing!
REXART Art Supplies
I wandered upon the Microsoft Small Business center and I got a chat window I NEVER
expected. Here's how that went Down...
Town vrs. or allies with Microsoft?
A Small Business Expert will be with you momentarily. Thank you for your patience.
Welcome to
Microsoft Small Business Center. Our live chat employs the highest standards of security in the industry. All chats are 128-bit
SSL encrypted. This ensures completed confidentiality of all information provided including financial transactions.
You
are now chatting with 'Becky'
Becky: Welcome to the Microsoft Small Business Center. How may I help you today?
you:
I borke on thru? Or what?
Becky: How can I help you?
you: The Bunde-man made it finally-
you: Bill Gates, please!
J/K I'm a web designer
Becky: How can I help you today?
you: http://www.downtownpublishing.com you might NOT have heard of me.
Becky: Which service are you looking at with MS Small Business?
you:
Are you giving away any rescue disks for gateway astros today?
Becky: We don't offer that service here.
you: i could
use one
you: neither does agteway
Becky: Ok.
you: oop, How bout small biz loans?
Becky: Unfortunately I don't
know where you would get that.
Becky: The Microsoft Small Business Center is a division of Microsoft that deals with business
websites and different functionality for business websites.
Becky: We help businesses register domain names, host websites,
provide ecommerce solutions, provide online appointment scheduling solutions, offer search engine submission with optimization
tools, online yellow pages advertising, email marketing and other tools to help businesses online.
Becky: Was there something
in that area I could assist you with?
you: optimizing- per centwise
you: 50/50?
Becky: Are you looking to get your
web site on search engines?
you: I bring them in-
Becky: Bring who in?
you: microsoft small biz backing we'll call
it
Becky: Ok...
Becky: Which service are you looking at with MS Small Business?
you: customers who want to be found
you:
web owners
you: like BizLand.....site owners- and free sites
Becky: I am not familiar with what BizLand offers.
Becky:
Are you looking to purchase customer leads?
you: how many chances you get to rap @ a major corp?
Becky: ???
you:
it's ruthless out there
Becky: Which service are you looking at purchasing?
you: why pay thru the nose? Is my question,
the .gov and microsoft have become the machine of a dream, right?
Becky: I still don't know what you are looking for.
you:
oh, don't forget the telephone 'know it alls'
you: moguls...........and little people
you: plastic and dreams
Becky:
Were there any business questions I can answer for you regarding our services?
you: I'm an advertising agency in the works
Becky:
And which service are you looking at with MS Small Business?
you: 50/50 ownership
you: of downtownpublishing
you:
.com
Becky: Are you wanting to purchase that domain name?\
you: I have thazt and zipdowntown.com
you: and foineartsnorth.com
you: fine.scuse me
Becky: I am still unsure of what you are wanting to purchase from this department.
you: I need
to be both for profit and non-profit and I'm living on a disability check, what's my solution?
you: peace of mind for sale?
Becky:
Are you wanting to get a web site for a small business?
you: pauncho my bro va mn
you: arrowhead tobacco might need
to rap with
Becky: Thank you for your interest in Microsoft Small Business Center. Feel free to visit us again at www.microsoft.com/smallbusiness. We ask that you please fill out our Exit Survey so we can better serve your needs in the future.
Becky:
Microsoft would also like to invite you to our free Microsoft Connections seminars that are designed for small businesses
such as yourself. For a seminar near you please call 1-877-MS-EVENTS or visit http://www.microsoft.com/smallbusiness/connections/default.mspxThank you for your interest in Microsoft Small Business' products. If you have any further questions,
please contact us toll free at 1-877-637-8159.
Let's see, how many of these I provide!:
You gotta admit. They are in business for Microsoft!
But why cut the little guy? Don't you swoop him up? I would want ME!
Just call me ART!
Poetry in Motion is ME!
I'm not sure WE accomplished anything, but, I TRIED!
Then at the end, they ask you about the chat and if ya want it mailed. They asked something
and got this reponse.
File name- No_Idea.txt
I'd like to work hand in hand with Bill Gates to straiten some crap out. Little business
and the american kicked to the curb white boy- gone international.
http://www.downtownpublishing.com
I told ya! Bunde did!
We NEED to be TIGHT!
Inheret a dream. Back up my organizations and we'll
build bungalos on the hillside, ok? HELP, in other words! I'm an abused artist! The doctor who got me cut off painkillers
agreed with me. NO SHIT! This is SERIOUS! OUR COUNTRY SUCKS in some WAYS! Most recently, I had a couple more turn downs from
getting what I NEED! They would like to believe that I don't...well, I'll be trying to work that out. Till then, check this
out. The Italian Government and the Minneapolis Institute of Art are fighting about a Wine Bottle.
We're losing freedom to pieces of paper and the lawyers and Doctors who PUSH them@us! Your life is not your own. I also have the Range Mental Health Center trying to find a way to get paid
for snooping into my life. 11/16/05
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Maybe not if you have dial-up. It reloads to much, I guess.
Looks good with broadband tho.
Well, I'm NOT trying to sell you an Oreck, ya know!!!
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